Akuro sighed " alright you asked for it now i shall tell you the story about the little mermaid"

Lydia whined " no master please she is too young"

Akuro rolled his eyes " the world is cruel deal with it. now once apon a time deep down in the ocean there was a city of merpeople who was ruled by a strong and fair king like your daddy"

Lydia walked with them " your gonne give her nightmares"

Akuro ignored her " and like your daddy the mermaid king had a young beautyfull daugther who were curious about the world outside her safe castle. one day the little mermaid named...cinderella found out that she wanted to be a vampire who lived forever away from the sea. Cinderella had heard rumors that in the ocean a wood carving sea witch was lurking around and so cinderella went to her cave and asked for legs and fangs so she could walk over the sea and blend in with humans. The witch was willing to give cinderella what she wanted but she had to give something in return."

Lydia looked confused " what the heck what kinda story is this?"

Akuro walked in into ophelias room and continued the story. " the thing the witch wanted in return was her the years she had left as a mermaid this ment she could not ever return to the see to her father and since cinderella was thinking it was not so bad she took the deal and gave away her lifespan. she now got legs and fangs and started a new life on land. she went to a ball were she was kidnapped by a terrible beast who put a curse on her and stabbed the poor princess with a sword he had pulled from a rock and so cinderella was put to sleep for a hundred years in a tower guarded by a dragon and only a kiss of true love could wake her up."

Lydia facepalmed " now you are just beeing stupid"

Akuro looked at her " oh husj its a true story. while she was sleeping her hair was growing longer and longer and she was taken care of by seven dwarfs who all banged her while she was sleeping of course one day it went bad and she got pregnant. all the dwarfs was killed by an army of pink elephants on parade so now cinderella was all alone and she gave birth to a hunchback and since her fairy godmother had forgotten to give her glass shoes on the ball she was so kind that she placed the baby in a church in notredame."

Lydia stared " are you on drugs?"

Akuro smiled " then finaly one day a handsome hero only wearing a little towel infront of his dick slayed the dragon took cinderella to the jungle and woke her up with the kiss. when she woke up she was so scared and confused that she used her long hair as rope and tried to swing her way out of the jungle with the monkeyboy after her. she finaly fell and landed on a huge bear named baloo who sang her but she was so scared that she ran and ran she finaly came back to the sea. she called for the wood carving witch who appeard infront of her, cinderella now wanted to go home to her father and she wanted to become a mermaid again. the witch said no way she has already given her the lifespan so she could not become a mermaid again unless she could find the big bad wolf and kill him with a bow and arrow. the witch gave her the bow with one arrow and also gave her a red cape with a hood on so now one should recognise cinderella while she hunted. so now little red cinderella hood found an animal that she though looked like the animal the witch described to her and she shot and killed it. She returned with the wolf and the witch was furious " that is not a wolf that is bambies mom!" so since little red cinderella hood failed her heart froze up and she died. her soul was taken to never land and she is not the mother for a gang of boys who will never grow up and she will never see her father who loved his child so very much the end."

Lydia looked at him and then at ophelia " i am scared....i am very very scared your highness"

Ophelia yawned and woke up as Akuro came into the room and stared at him. She didn't seem phased in the least bit. She just looked like she thought he was the biggest idiot in the world. "Interesting fairy tale mash. But...I don't think it served the purpose you thought it would given that now Lilith just looks confused." She said as she got up and walked over to Lilith from him. "What did you do to make daddy get so silly? Oh, you called him silly, didn't you?"

Lilith giggled happily.

Ophelia smiled. "Sarcasm is going to be your best friend, sweetheart. Never forget that."

Akuro shrugged " the moral of the story is of course. do as daddy say and everything will be fine"

Lydia looked confused " you are crazy"

Ophelia looked at Akuro. "Ah, but isn't that essentially what the guy that took care of the hunchback said? And look where it got him. Be careful with that one."

Lilith looked up at Akuro.

Akuro nodded " ah yes shall i tell her that story?"

Lydia stood up fast " NO!"